It's the End of the World as We Know It...

What is going on in this world?!?! First, Jennifer Love Hewitt gets engaged and some bulges/cellulite, now Jessica Alba’s pregnant!

For those of you who don’t keep up with the mindless celebrity drivel that I hate, Jessica Alba recently confirmed that she and boyfriend Cash Warren (are you kidding me? Cash?) are expecting (what I hope is) a baby.

And here’s a few pics of J-Lo Hew’s vacation in Hawai’i:

My world as I know it is spinning out of control…

*sigh*