Ghetto Move

Ah-HA! Proof that Oprah is Harpo:

Oprah is planning a benefit dinner on September 8 for Barack Obama near her Santa Barbara estate. The problem is that she wants her guests to stay at the nearby San Ysidro Ranch, which is totally booked by a wedding party. According to MSNBC.com, Oprah’s people have been contacting the bride to either move or cancel some of the rooms to accommodate Oprah’s guests. The bride, who is an attorney, is refusing. Oprah’s people deny that any calls have been made, but the ranch has confirmed that the wedding party has cancelled some of the rooms without a cancellation fee because “there was such a demand for the rooms that weekend.”

What? You can’t keep a few house guests at your estate, Oprah? It cost $64 million, fer cryin’ out loud! And there aren’t a few guest rooms? Sheesh. That’s pretty low of her to ask a BRIDE to move her wedding party for a fundraiser. Two things: 1) I’ll bet the bride is white, and 2) I’ll also bet that Oprah never would’ve asked if the bride was black.