My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine...?

Pluto’s not a planet?!?! So all that gibberish about nine planets is out?!?! This is just the tip of the iceberg, you know… Next, they’re going to tell you that Rhode Island isn’t really a state, Europe’s not a continent (no kidding, it’s physically a part of Asia), and that there are only 30 flavors of ice cream at Baskin Robbins. I tell you, this is a slippery slope…